*bob belcher voice* OH MY GOD
i don't know
I'm sara and I have a lot of feelings

bonerfart:

Fun prank to pull on your chums: Invite them over and tell them dinner will be spaghetti. When it’s time for dinner, serve instead a bowl of linguini. You will delight in their utter bewilderment!

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tarntino:

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(Source: whorchata, via spookybf)

  • Baby: S-s-s-s
  • Parents: Sis??? Sister???
  • Baby: September first, 1989. Dear diary, I believe I'm a good person. You know, I think there's good in everyone. But here we are, first day of senior year! And, uh, I look around at these kids I've known all my life, and I ask myself, "What happened?"

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

(via acciobrandon)

internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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niallimlegal:

*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?

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